- Average local temperature increases with the amount of clothing packed.
- Tent stakes come only in the quantity ‘N-1’ where N is the number of stakes necessary to stake down a tent.
- Fuel in sealed bottles spontaneously evaporates.
- Fuel in stove reservoirs evaporates 10x as fast as fuel in sealed bottles.
- All available humidity and moisture will congregate on match heads.
- If no match heads are in the vicinity, all moisture will congregate inside waterproof clothing.